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Tom had been on the verge of the greatest breakthrough in the history of Rambling.
He and Dave had spent the last few hours trying to figure out how to take advantage of the recent creation of a synthetic
cell, and were experimenting in Dave’s cellar. Tom’s sinister smile spouted: When we’re finally
able to clone ourselves with these newfangled synthetic cells, we can plant some of us out in the crowd to cheer after each
song. We’ll also teach some of us to dance! Jon goes: How about teaching some of us to play instruments?
Dave was also convinced that doubling the Ramblers would enable him to relive his days as a stunt double in the first
Karate Kid movie, and also wondered if synthetic cells would allow him to change a hippopotamus into a cool opotamus.
Tom, while crooning the newly learned O.A.R songs, could also be at his private hideaway looking at that naughty stolen
Matisse. Ted, apparently the only serious one in the band, decided that he’d focus both of himselves on being
prepared for the upcoming wedding gig this Friday.Ramblers at a
private wedding this Friday. If you know where it is, be there with a huge, expensive gift. For the new bride and groom.
Know why the groom’s family and friends sit on the right? Because the groom is always right. That was a
joke.
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